I'm 25 now!!
Let me rephrase.
I'm 25 now.
I feel old. It's so bizarre how I'm definitely an adult now, like, there's no argument I could make against it. Regardless of whether or not I eat Lucky Charms or like to watch Disney movies or can't sleep the night before Christmas because I'm so excited, I am almost 30 which means I am almost 40 which means I am almost 75.
Speaking of trying to reverse the aging process, I started reading Twilight. I am half-way finished with the first book... annnd here's my half-book review: The writing is mediocre at best, but for some goddamn reason I cannot put the goddamn book down. Maybe it's because I like to pretend a super-hot super-strong super-dangerous man is obsessed with me while Troy is passed out asleep beside me completely unaware of my shameless fantasizing. Little do I know, he is most likely dreaming about a super-hot super-unpregnant super-amazing woman who never complains and likes our dogs.
Oh, and my 19-month old is suddenly a teenager as well. She calls Troy by name now. As we were leaving the house on Sunday, Troy was lagging behind and Avery looked over her shoulder and calls, "C'mon Troy!" Wtf? Additionally, I was hugging her yesterday and she pushed me off and says, "Go away, Mama." Just like that. I just stood there and could say nothing more than "ohhh kay?" Aaaand she started to call me, "Mom". And she got her driver's license and an "A" in Chemistry. WTF.
My birthday was very nice, thankyouverymuch, and Troy got me my new iPhone which is what I wanted. So go, husband, go. Such an Edward-like thing of him to do, to surprise me like that.
We will be gone a lot of July. Because we're fancy. Sorry.
Have a great month people!