Fasting.
Sucks.
I started on Monday, lasted until the middle of yesterday, had some vegetable broth for lunch, then Chef Troyardee made corned beef and cabbage for dinner sooooo I ate some of it and felt like I swallowed an entire can of soup. Like, including can.
Pain.
Taking it easy today.
I thought I'd document the crazy things that fasting makes me do.
Evidence as follows:
1.
I allow Avery to dress herself for Gymboree. Note: Tutu with skinny jeans.
2.
I go to the grocery store and buy a completely inappropriate amount of potato chips (as a result of starvation-induced inability to make normal decisions).
3.
Get my hair colored super blonde-ish and then take a Myspace-esque bathroom shot.
4.
I have no energy to hold Sweet Baby Boy to feed him myself so I took the pillows off his swing and rig an Auto-Mom so I could sit on the couch and fantasize about food.
5.
I allow Avery to eat lunch like this.
Fun Fun Fun. Going out tonight again! Can't wait.
I'm sure I'll have regretful stories about our belligerent night to share tomorrow.
Happy weekend!
bare bottomed eating! I let my husband eat like that all the time. Although, I couldn't really wrestle him into pants if I tried.
ReplyDeleteLast picture is hilarious!!!!
ReplyDelete& your hair looks great!!
You are a stronger woman than I! I have never fasted for more than 2 days and I almost (attempted) to sell off my children to strangers because I couldn't handle them AND the hunger at the same time.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to share your results with us (lbs lost) I found that after fasting I usually put the pounds back on immediately. Boo!
Kinda like when you're sick and you lose 4 pounds but then they're back as SOON as you eat one normal meal.... :(
Love the bare-butt picture! Sooo cute. Thei little cheeks are so pinchable!
ReplyDeletethe hair looks great! ;) I think I would have dressed avery like that myself....I have no style.
ReplyDeleteps, just eat already!
Wow, can't believe you are still fasting. Sounds horrible!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever tried a 100% raw food diet? Hubs & I did it last summer and were consistently losing 1lb a day with no crazy exercise routines. I can't wait to do it again after my little man is born, I have never felt healthier in my life as when I was on a raw diet.
I hope your night out went better than our attempt! It was a huge epic FAIL.
ReplyDeleteHa! I thought that chips picture was taken in the grocery store!
ReplyDeleteClassic Myspace shot...well done...hahaha
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