I started on Monday, lasted until the middle of yesterday, had some vegetable broth for lunch, then Chef Troyardee made corned beef and cabbage for dinner sooooo I ate some of it and felt like I swallowed an entire can of soup. Like, including can.
Taking it easy today.
I thought I'd document the crazy things that fasting makes me do.
Evidence as follows:
I allow Avery to dress herself for Gymboree. Note: Tutu with skinny jeans.
I go to the grocery store and buy a completely inappropriate amount of potato chips (as a result of starvation-induced inability to make normal decisions).
Get my hair colored super blonde-ish and then take a Myspace-esque bathroom shot.
I have no energy to hold Sweet Baby Boy to feed him myself so I took the pillows off his swing and rig an Auto-Mom so I could sit on the couch and fantasize about food.
I allow Avery to eat lunch like this.
Fun Fun Fun. Going out tonight again! Can't wait.
I'm sure I'll have regretful stories about our belligerent night to share tomorrow.